I’m going to be a Nuclear Housewife for Halloween.

Like…if you made a time machine and set it to the exact point when you walked into the time machine there would be two of you waiting to walk in.

If you did that exponentially, you would have the universe.  

I just don’t see how anybody who has done any amount of actual non-biased research could still support Mitt Romney. I’m not saying Obama isn’t capable of some shady things but It makes my skin boil when people act like he is the fucking anti-christ. If Mitt gets elected Corban and I are moving to Ecuador while yall get sucked into WWIII.

I am chewin’ on some yummy spaghetti I made yesterday, complete with home-grown veggies from a lovely little customer.

Corban moved in to my new place. It is nice to crawl into the same bed at night, especially when our schedules are totally opposite from each others all week. 

40hrs and only one day off. I think they is gonna promote me to relief manager. 

Whenever I start getting frustrated at how obsessed some girls are with materialism or being unaturally “done-up” I just think of them pooping.

Corban leaves for boot camp in a month, then to the Air Force Academy shortly after.

I’m so proud of him, but I really don’t know what I’m going to do with myself after he leaves. Don’t even want to think about it.

Cookeville, come to Knoxville and hang out with me.